HERE!!!

So I'm gonna try to sell this account.

If you see it posting again, chances are it's not me.

EDIT: If you wish to spam me, you'll have to go back to my January post. Sorry betty... =)

The time has come.

During my long absence, I realized what a drain NG has become on my life. I won't be coming back.

Bye guys. It's been fun, it really has. But we all have to grow up and move on.

title says it all

EDIT: I hate the U.S. Postal system.

Edit #2: I also hate electrostatic discharge. Disregard.

And I don't know what to do with it.

I need to get a cellphone, that's what I need.

My stomach feels like it's full of Vaseline, my intestines are feeling like liquid, and something inside me is making weird gurgling noises.

EDIT: I just puked up something disgusting. I feel better now.

Well, seeing as how nobody should probably hear about what came out of my lower intestine earlier today, I think I'll update you guys with some news on the permaban...

I'm actually doing well at detaching myself from the BBS. I'm reading more than I used to, and just generally having more free time on my hands, seeing as how it's not all taken up by trolling/spamming. I'm not really posting on Revird as much as I thought I would be, not surprising really, considering how it doesn't have too many active members *hint hint*. Something's telling me that when i get a life, the free time is going to come in handy.

Brittany's account got deleted. ;_;

so yeah, that's about it.

Robotnik and Doctor Sonic.

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 30 days. You have 29 days, 11 hours, 2 minutes and 16 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Whenever your bans end, you just return to the BBS and continue to post spam, insulting anyone you stumble upon. You use alts to evade your bans, and even admit to them being your alts. You make news posts about how NG sucks, and then you come right back and troll. Perhaps it's time you actually left. Your wish has finally come true. [permaban]

So I went to WebMD out of boredom and put in a few symptoms I've got.

Apparently my mind is degrading and I'm on the road to insanity.

Sucked.

.driver eht nioJ

As much as I wish I could say I've spent the past few days having a life, I can't. My internet was out and I was playing Tiberian Sun.

Some more shit for you:
-I won't change my sig. Not now, not ever.
-I'll probably be gone soon, so enjoy me while you can.
-Tom still hasn't changed my name.
-RTS's are fucking impossible on Hard mode.
-I bent the axle on my parent's van.
-I'm still banned.
-I'm sexy.
-I just joined the new Revird.
-EDIT: Robotnik as a black man: